The Debate of Duct Tape

You know the saying that says "Silence is Golden but Duct Tape is Silver"? Well, I completely agree with that statement. But one of my friends *cough*Kinsey*cough**cough*, pardon me, thinks duct tape can come in more colors.
This is Kinsey now: It is totally true. Duct Tape comes in blue, pink, orange, purple, red, yellow, green, and even camoflouge!!! If you don't believe me, then go to Michaels!! They have all the colors right there for you to see!!! Chelsea is just stubborn and refuses to say that I am right even though she know I am. So there.
Chelsea: Nuh uh! TRUE duct tape is silver! Bring me all those colors you speak of THEN I'll believe you! -makes stubborn face- And yes, I AM stubborn, even over stupid and pointless things like this.
Kinsey: Just because you haven't seen it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist. And it's not pointless!!! What if you were kidnapped and tied up with duct tape!! and it wasn't silver so you said this isn't duct tape. Then you would tell the police that you were tied up with pretty ribbons and they would think you were a delusional idiot. This could save your life.
Chelsea: And this will happen in the future? I don't think so. I think I could tell the difference between duct tape and ribbons. I may be delusional, but I'm not an idiot.
Kinsey: that is debatable *ahem ahem* And it doesn't matter anyway. People shouldn't go around believing narrowmindedly that duct tape is only silver, refusing to accept that the creators of duct tape have finally breathed life and color into their creation!!!
Chelsea: -sigh- Whatever. It doesn't matter. Let's go have some waffles! xD
Kinsey: YAY!!! WAFFLES!!!!!! YUM!!!!! :)
Chelsea: When I said let's go get waffles, I meant for breakfast tomorrow. >:) -MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH- You'll have to wait another 8 hours!!
Kinsey: awwwwwww :( no fair I WANT WAFFLES NOWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Chelsea: NOOOO!!! >:(
etc. etc. etc. etc....
-Chelsea whispers- You know I'm right! -thumbs up!-
*Kinsey pushes Chelsea out of the way. I'm right. times a trillion and twenty-seven*
-Chelsea unplugs compuuu-.............
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