You know the saying that says "Silence is Golden but Duct Tape is Silver"? Well, I completely agree with that statement. But one of my friends *cough*Kinsey*cough**cough*, pardon me, thinks duct tape can come in more colors.
This is Kinsey now: It is totally true. Duct Tape comes in blue, pink, orange, purple, red, yellow, green, and even camoflouge!!! If you don't believe me, then go to Michaels!! They have all the colors right there for you to see!!! Chelsea is just stubborn and refuses to say that I am right even though she know I am. So there.
Chelsea: Nuh uh! TRUE duct tape is silver! Bring me all those colors you speak of THEN I'll believe you! -makes stubborn face- And yes, I AM stubborn, even over stupid and pointless things like this.
Kinsey: Just because you haven't seen it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist. And it's not pointless!!! What if you were kidnapped and tied up with duct tape!! and it wasn't silver so you said this isn't duct tape. Then you would tell the police that you were tied up with pretty ribbons and they would think you were a delusional idiot. This could save your life.
Chelsea: And this will happen in the future? I don't think so. I think I could tell the difference between duct tape and ribbons. I may be delusional, but I'm not an idiot.
Kinsey: that is debatable *ahem ahem* And it doesn't matter anyway. People shouldn't go around believing narrowmindedly that duct tape is only silver, refusing to accept that the creators of duct tape have finally breathed life and color into their creation!!!
Chelsea: -sigh- Whatever. It doesn't matter. Let's go have some waffles! xD
Kinsey: YAY!!! WAFFLES!!!!!! YUM!!!!! :)
Chelsea: When I said let's go get waffles, I meant for breakfast tomorrow. >:) -MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH- You'll have to wait another 8 hours!!
Kinsey: awwwwwww :( no fair I WANT WAFFLES NOWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Chelsea: NOOOO!!! >:(
etc. etc. etc. etc....
-Chelsea whispers- You know I'm right! -thumbs up!-
*Kinsey pushes Chelsea out of the way. I'm right. times a trillion and twenty-seven*
-Chelsea unplugs compuuu-.............
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About Me
- deranged_cheese
- Hmm, let's see... what about me? Well, I'm no different from everybody else in the world, or, in fact, the universe. 'Cuz, you know down to it's most basic level, matter is made us up of basically the same materials. So, I could be almost identical that shoebox in the corner of my room, or that plastic bag we always see blowing across the highway that escaped the clutch of some random shopper, or that muffin that's in my cupboard that I feel like eating right now. I'm not religious, but I'm not atheist either. I believe that it's best to not worry about what happens after we die, that we should make sure we live life to the fullest, because in the short time we have on this planet, so many things can happen, whether good or bad. All in all, I'm a complex person that not everyone will understand, even me. I always seem to be in the middle. For example, I'm not tall, and I'm not short. I'm not completely introverted, but not completey extroverted. I'm not brave, but I'm not chicken. I'm not thin, but I'm not fat. I don't have set goals in life, like my career or anything like that. Do you dare to know me?
5 comments:
Lovely. Now I want waffles. Maybe I'll just drink out of the syrup bottle.... Not really. :) But it IS tempting. Oh, so tempting.
There is yellow duct tape. And pink and blue. That I've seen. Honestly Chels, just go to WAL-MART and ask them if they could please assist you in finding non-silver duct tape!!! I'm sure they'd be very happy to help. If not, you can go look at those pretty ribbons at least, right? :) :) :)
thank you for agreeing with me catherine!! if you say i'm right, then i must be!! I have witnesses chelsea!!!! WITNESSES!!! mwahahaha
p.s. who's doing the evil laughter now huh? huh? me!
Chels, I was just thinking about that time I had that sleepover during the winter, and we had BROWNIES and were watching Notting Hill and we had the "Pathetic Life" contest for the last brownie just like them, then I thought of your blog, so here's you own free comment, enjoy!!! :D
~me
that movie was so amazing. we have to add it to the list for when we have dwayne fest or whatever it is now called.
WE NEED DWAYNE FEST!! When on earth are we going to have it for crying out loud?! I've been waiting since SEVENTH GRADE OR SOMETHING!!! We're now Sophomores! (practically) We need to get it done QUICK! : I <----- that is my smiley-face-of-firm-decision-and-need.
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